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Me when my manager mumbles incoherently
You’d think we’d know this by now...
I love Hispanics!
describes me to a T nowadays
USA USA USA
Looking at you MBB & FAANG
Partner when things go badly in front of clients
When you find out you’re getting promoted
Feeling like this
I can’t take it anymore
Partner on day 1 of every project 💀🔫
We all know that
Stages of a consultant
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Such a rookie there. I don’t do that. No need to give ER numbers when I’m at the hospital. Who has time to setup auto reply in that situation.
My clients already know my SO number, my parents numbers, my best friends’ numbers and have enable “Find My” feature on my iOS so they can easily track me where I am at from day 1. Such an inconvenience to need to setup this auto reply and they need to wait for the ER to help them route it to me.
Asians: No auto- reply but respond 3 weeks later and send 3 follow-ups if you don’t get a response immediately.😅
(Signed : An Asian)
Rookie mistake, don‘t provide a date if you‘re out longer than 3 weeks (European here)
„I‘m currently out of office with limited access to my emails. In urgent matters, please call me or send a message to [phone number].“
No one will call unless it really is urgent
An Asian in this situation would possibly take off with their oxygen mask to the office to attend a meeting in which they are marked optional.
This is so true
Came here just to make sure someone already posted this. because it was everything.