Need to have a kid make money for me 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Lol. Can I do this without any repercussions?

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I remember laughing at this a couple years ago

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At 5 we compare toys, at 15 we compare friends, at 20 we compare colleges, at 25 we compare jobs and flight points, at 35 we compare houses and kids, at 95...🤔.

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My father took a home loan, and the same home is kept as mortgage.
I'm paying arround 22k emi for the same but unable to exempt tax as the loan is on my father's name.

I googled a lot how to transfer it but neither gift deed nor sale deed would work as the property is on mortgage that's under bank's ownership (until loan is fulfilled).
Tax is also getting deducted, I'm paying hefty emis.
What can I do?
Please advise 🙂

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Hi,
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I have accepted an offer.

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How can I make it easier for myself and worthwhile for my boss to trust me while she is gone?

Any tips will be highly appreciated.

Past tc 190
New Tc 273
Non tech
10 yoe ( not all in finance)
New York

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Naive question: How many yearly billable hours are reasonable for a good balance of work and home. I have a young child and don't want to miss out on important moments. I had one firm state that their yearly quota is 1900 hours and I don't have a frame of reference as to whether this is reasonable or if it means 12 hour days. I am coming from public service so billables are 100% new to me. Any insight is appreciated.

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So moving to the Middle East with my partner and we’re expecting a baby! Any recommendations on where to stay? We’re considering downtown or Business Bay. Looking for best practices
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I finally understand that guy in The Office who wouldn’t shut up about going to the Finger Lakes- If I don’t give constant reminders that I’m taking paternity leave, everyone forgets. Lol

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Hi, I just really need a safe space to vent because I’m feeling like the most horrible person in the world. Married ~ 3 years ago and he hasn’t been able to work due to immi issues so we’ve been living on my 145k salary (for mortgage, car note, utilities, etc) and the occasional Instacart he does with my account. We also have a 1 year old that stays home with us (I work from home).

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The youngest baby boomers are either 54 or 55. In about 5 years all of them will be out. Does feel like there would be a dramatic change in our culture at the big four/Consulting and fortune 500?

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Currently working at Freshworks for 20LPA,
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Is the lakefront path open in winter conditions? Walked by the Chicago entrance and it was blocked off.

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How dare you?

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