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Need to pitch the comedy "The Project". In the same vein as "The Office" but would rotate across projects and show all the funny, sad, sweet and stupid shit that really happens in Big 4 consulting.

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While networking. The awkwardness after both consultants talk about their projects. Then have nothing else to talk about.

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"Best Practice"

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The egomaniacs, the hapless, the brilliant, the frustrated, the hookups, the regulators, the interns ...

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(NOT House of Lies!)

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Someone should do a @shitconsultantssay like GS elevator style Twitter

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Isn't shitconsultantssay this entire app?

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Sitting in meetings nodding your head as if you know what is being discussed.

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The Crts and the layoffs 😝

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I wrote the NY times wedding post. Let me dwell on this one🤓

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PMo needs to stop. Status meeting. Standup. Project extension politics.

It should be called "Shit Clients Say".

Shit partners say

How about: Tales from the boardroom. Or life in the flying cylinder.... Or the Upgrade ?

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