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Not under his watch.

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message was sent in 1999 and decoded in 2011. next

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🤣

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Omfg I am dying

Yes. This is very fake. Andromeda is 2.5 million light years way. If they could send us a distress call faster than 31 times the speed of light to a precise location one of our dishes could intercept—they would have no probably getting off of their planet.

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Ok I am done with this shit (yr 2020)

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This was so dumb I stopped

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Message received, translated and summarised but not transcribed and disseminated in full to wider public including this blog? Next

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Lol thanks for a good laugh you guys!! Need it these days with the state of the country

Oh yeah, well what are you wearing ‘Another Galaxy’????

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Santorini special tonight.

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