Nelly on an All Hands Zoom call is my last Square on quarantine bingo. Covid-19 can take me now

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The one all hands call I missed. I couldn’t handle the possibility of someone asking when the offices were opening or if vacation days could be rolled over to next year

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Nelly: “Hey guys, really excited to work with you. One question: who’s the putz taking a photo of the computer screen?”

OP goes to parties just to call out all that are not fun at parties. Apparently, of the parties has a mirror.

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How bad was his WiFi?

Pretty choppy, he hasn’t fixed it since the weekend 😂

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And how much did he cost?

Free ninety nine when you got our clout, relationships and a charming CEO who seems to be connected to everybody. He and Nelly have mutual friends 🤣🤣

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