Never be sad on a weekend. Cry during business hours and get paid for your depression. Don’t let capitalism win.

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That's why I sh!t on company time

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Darwin believed in nothing resembling social darwinism, miss me with that.

https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/darwin/evolution-today/social-darwinism#:~:text=One%20such%20distortion%20and%20misuse,success%20is%20proof%20of%20their

Capitalism FTW

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Boss here who wants to cry sometimes too

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Wait a minute. Some people will pay good money to watch you cry. Capitalism.

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