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masturbated into my Egg McMuffin

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Stolen a boat and launched it off a ramp, James Bond style.

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...hugged a panda

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@Copywriter. 😂😂😂😂😂. You're the reason I love fishbowl.

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Yet people are upset with me.

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@copywriter 1. I'd be proud of the egg mcmuffin comment. 👏🏼👏🏼

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@CW1 Ewwww 😖😖😖😖😒

Follow up after my first one...
Never have I ever made my mother proud.

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Weekend NYC trip, where is the best area of the city to stay? We want to be at least walking distance to the main attractions downtown, if not in the middle of it. Thanks in advance 😁

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Cut losses and melt this trash down for slag.

Republicans made this a cultish fetish in 2016 and it has been a total boondoggle.

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Chartis fish: is Senior Advisor I (Informatics & Technology) lower than Associate Consultant? Trying to figure out which position I should apply for.

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How is going Monday

Trump: “You never had a better friend than me in the White House!”

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Hello Tata Consultancy ,
Is that true for Experience professional FA is now stop? No appraisal for EP resources who completed 1 year??

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I’m curious to know if EY interviews involve any type of case study? Also, does EY has a BENCH approach like it’s counterpart like Deloitte and Booz, etc?

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I wish this app had a job title for nurse informaticist or analyst.

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Another masterstroke is on the way...

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Hi fishes

How much will thiess India gurgaon may offer for ENVIRONMENT REPORT ANALYST.
Any help would be much appreciated.

Current CTC is at 10LPA

Also what's the monthly living cost in gurgaon for bachelors.

Thanks

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Does FI considers counter offer 1 week before joining?
Is it okay to show them the counter offer?

I am working with a few clients to raise capital to bring Medical Research into the Clinic. This a new endeavor for the firm. I am looking for ideas?

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When Friday feels like a long drag 😂

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Hi Fishes, Is the office final location finalised yet for pune? I am going to join in a month..

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I am a sterile tech are they any other sterile tech on this app

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I'm at wits end guys. After spending the past 2 years producing and learning new skills in the gaming industry. I'm completely unable to find work.
I have 8+ years of experience as a full stack web developer with a strong set of design skills having begun my career in User Experience Design. Now with the last two years I've added game production in Unity, C#, 3D modeling and animation, level design, narrative design, and asset management to my skillset. I'm unable to support myself.

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General AI… possible in our lifetimes or total BS? Working my way through Turing’s Imitation Game paper which while I realize is dated, has me genuinely wondering if I’m in the wrong career given how much free time I spend thinking on this topic.

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When you become OCD about your high utilization and don't want to take vacation

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Could someone refer me to Northrop Grumman, Lockheed Martin, L3Harris Technologies, or General Dynamics Information Technology? Current program financial analyst at Textron Systems with 1 years experience.

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New OTS manager in high cost state, no MBA. What to expect? Can I ask for more in the compensation call if the number comes lower than expected?

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I need to schedule two 2.5 hour interviews this week. Should I schedule them on the same day or take 2 mornings off? What’s the least obvious?

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Dad just got laid off at 57. He’s a scientist/immigrant and this was the first time in my life I saw him panic. Really hard to see him hit a moment of despair tonight.

Cherish your jobs y’all

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10 years in and want out. Anyone know of anyone that pivoted careers out of media?

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Anyone here ever work at CP+B LA. I'm gunning to get in there.

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Should I pay my own way to a shoot in LA? Is the experience worth it?

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Is it worth sticking it out in a role that you know you’re not getting the right experience you want/not a good fit (at a small agency), to not seem like a flight risk/job hopper? I’m at the 7 month mark and not sure if I should stick it out to hit the 1 year point, before leaving.

I haven’t looked at it yet and don’t have time for it, so can someone summarize Cannes 2022 in 5 words for me, please?

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How man fishbowl points is a lot or at least acceptable? I'm worried I am losing the game 🤔

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Been feeling burned out and unmotivated at work. Is it frowned upon to take a couple of months off to destress and figure out the next steps? How do you guys normally deal with this sort of thing?

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Anyone have an opinion of an agency called socialdeviant? Can't tell much from the website

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It happened. I turned down a recruiter like six months ago because the job didn’t pay enough and they just came back to me out of the blue saying they approved my salary expectations. I thought that kind of thing was just in the movies.

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Got laid off and on a visa. I don't have anything lined up and probably 'll have to leave the country after 3 yrs and I really dont want to. I'm utterly depressed. I feel life had finally defeated me

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Wow my girlfriend is kicking me out of my home office because it's "hard for her to go in the other room and take a phone call."

It's going to be so much fun looking for an office space, paying for it, and driving there every day so my future wife can sit at home and talk on the phone and watch TV without the burden of me making money we live on distracting her.

Insert wild scream here

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Quick - anyone ever used a carousel ad on FB ads for the purpose of just having multiple photos? I don’t want it to lead to anything so I’m thinking of not adding any CTA buttons?

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I like saying good morning to those who sit around me when I get to work. It bothers me when they don’t answer. It’s so weird to just go sit next to someone and not say anything. Thoughts?

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Interviewing at Amazon. I feel like I haven’t done anything special to talk about in these insane interviews.

I can’t back up anything I’ve done with data.

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Every agency out here rebranding their logo and whatnot but meanwhile BBDO is just like… what’s a rebrand?

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I'm a recently laid off 40 something with 20 real years of digital experience. This industry chews up its youth, spits out it's experienced and undervalues it's earnest hard workers. . I bow out

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I have a review coming up

It's the first one I've had where the agency asks you to just write, previously places have had a document that lists each level and the tasks expected of you to compare against

And my mind is so blank! What are some good points to consider? How do you structure yours?

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Your ‘it’s finally fckn Friday’ album?

🙋‍♂️ Talking Heads “Speaking In Tongues"

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