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Fucked the client

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Sucked dick

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Played the game without the sole purpose to identify the woman I would pursue.

- counting this game

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Been sick on a “sick day"

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Played this game

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Dipped my nib in a off limits inkwell.

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... made a perfect Baked Alaska.

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Took it in the bum

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Expensed something I shouldn’t have

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Replied to one of these.

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Goddamn, PwC1 has clear goals

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Gotten some while on a conf call

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