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Is this a thing or is it cringe?
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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Ok. Someone studied at Stanford and Yale at the same time.

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Who thinks this?

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Why is this a trend? It’s overtly narcissistic and bratty.

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"I wasn't laid off, but I quit anyway because I'm bored!"

In-f'ing-credible. Even included a screenshot of the you're-not-fired email and everything.

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Sucks to suck

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