New employer’s parental leave policy is silent on whether you have to return to work for a certain period after the leave in order to avoid having to pay back to leave. Are pay back clauses common?

Took a kid from my college out to coffee for recruiting and he ordered a small coffee cuz he didn't know what the cap was. Made him reorder

First week training power point has scatterplot slide and kid raises his hand and tells the whole class that it looks like an "inappropriate splatter"

Pandora on my drive back home after 13 hours in the office - "All I wanna do is drive home to you, baby I'm faded". Recently broken up. Also, going home to a douche roommate. Oh, the cruelty! 🙁

Do you know what the maternity leave policy at your firm is? Mine is 3mos unpaid leave, which I think is quite stingy. 😣😣😣

That moment of dread when a mom with a baby sits in your row. Guess I'm not sleeping this morning. 😨

Told my mother the best travel purchase I've made was a fire stick... Her response was "are you really that single?" 😑

Which work-paper is "your baby"

We need to get Consulting firms to pay to freeze our eggs - wtf am I supposed to do, bring a baby on the flight and feed it lounge food when I decide I'm ready?!

Fucking crying baby on my plane. Why can't there be a families only airline

Current fatty trying to change their lifestyle... I've taken baby steps like running 3-4 times a week but looking to spice it up. Any suggestions for classes for someone just getting started??

"So just like they say to look to the mother before choosing a wife, take a peek at your bosses to see what the future holds for you" LOL

Saw the other day that one of our under performing associates was sporting a Rolex GMT Master. Key is never let them know you're coming kid, tone it down.

TV in the cafeteria is currently playing the Maury show (paternity test results episode obviously)

I love watching little kid meltdowns at the airport

I was approached to adopt a dog - know of anyone that made pet ownership work with the consulting lifestyle? (Smaller dog breed, low energy)

Manager from another office that I'm close with just had a baby. Should I get a gift? What's the appropriate action?

Saw a child at the airport rolling around on the floor 😳

Inspired by "Anfernee" in the other thread... Worst baby names you've heard?

My kid won't stop grabbing at my tits and singing "boobie boobie boobie boobie boobie." I think my husband is to blame.

"It's a man baby!!!!!"

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How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?

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