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New low - bringing your laptop to the hotel bathroom and showering with the curtain open to continuously monitor for an urgent email

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Nothing is this urgent

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Why don't you get email on your smart phone?! Laptops in the bathroom are like the desktops in the 90's. You've been flagged Costanza! Lol

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Accenture has 375,000 employees and $31 Billion in revenue. Your email can wait.

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I bring it in with me to watch Netflix

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Set your out of the office email. "In shower and 'bating. Will respond on my return.". Problem solved!

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How about just taking a 5min shower? Come on now!

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I take my India dev team call from the shower every night

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I hope you covered up that webcam

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Not weird monitor my laptop while being intimate w my gf one hand in the pink the other on the mouse

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Been there. Done that.

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Christ

Are you ambidextrous?! ^^

@ Con1. You're on video?! Right! I call fake out. You can't hear with the shower running.

@A1 On iPhone, not comp. Put phone in glass/cup from room, place hand towel over phone, place glass on shower shelf. SOP

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