Ngl, feel like I’m the only active one from my work on here…too many Intuit jokes lol

Hi fishes
Can anybody reffer me in capgemini for below skillset

Informatica power center, Informatica IDQ, SQL, UNIX

What is the difference between being a manager vs sr manager?

Hello,

I have 2 offers Cognizant and Infosys.. currently I am working in accenture.
Experience: 2.5 Infosys role : associate consultant Cognizant role: associate projects
Package is same for both. I have got a hike of 50%
Should I switch or wait other better offers?

I have my CGMA, however, I misplaced my certificate when moved offices. How to get a new certificate? I tried to contact AICPA and did not get a copy yet. Ia there a way to even look up the CGMA certificate?

24, single, guy moving to the area.

Highlands or Wash Park area?

Any inspo for ladies with short hair (chin length) lob? Not sure if i want an updo, but I do want a veil!

Change healthcare. Does anyone know what the onboarding process is like? I just got a verbal offer and I’m waiting for the final offer. I need to leave my current job.

What future trends do you see in the payments industry that would drive digital enablement and provide a unified payments experience to merchants and customers?

POV: Product Development Strategy, Fintech

Will you rather run the risk of having corona or keep quarantining at home for another three months?

Hi Fishes,
My YOE - 2.2
Tech - .net + Angular
Cctc - 4
I am planning to switch. How much shall i expect after all negotiation?

Applied for a B4 senior forensic role, but was not even granted an interview after my initial phone screen with HR; I’m confused why because i thought they needed bodies. My background includes 4 years of forensic experience on multiple investigations and program oversights, 5 years in other professional, non-forensic roles, and i have both a CFE and a CPA under my belt. The phone screen was basically HR asking if i have used google suite and tableau

Marcum or CohnReznick assurance, got offers from both and I feel they are very similar in size

I just desperately don’t want to feel alone. I feel like I’m surrounded by people (work, gym, mall) but no one knows that I’m here and just want to be acknowledged and listened to.

Does Accenture reimburse cellphone bills and internet?

Hi, anyone Interested in Sailpoint IdentityIq Associate Certification??

Why are candidates with 5 years of exp most competitive when applying to mba programs?

I'm glad the US is helping Ukraine, but the government knows us citizens are broke right? Where are these billion dollar packages coming from?

On a vacation with my long distance boyfriend for the first time. He hasn’t been feeling well so we’ve been spending a lot of time inside hotels. It’s honestly been making me so frustrated and sad. Ik he can’t help how he feels rn but part of me thinks he just wants to lay in bed on his phone all day as he did this before he felt crappy too. Travel is so important to me and part of being on this trip is making me think it won’t work.

My partner want to have a second child while I am okay with our toddler boy. It’s expensive to raise kids nowadays on top of demanding corporate jobs.

For those who grew up as the only child, do you wish you had a sibling with whom you can do life, travel, play etc … ?

Boyfriend wants space out of nowhere. Last time he did this we almost broke up. I want to give him space but also want him to communicate with me.

I hate dating, but I want to fall in love and get married and have a family.

The rain finally started from Elsa and I'm so happy to go asleep to the sound of rain.

Anyone else?🌧😴

My wife and I are trying to have our first baby. She is ovulating this week. We’ve done it twice since she started ovulating this week. Night before last she wanted to and I said I wasn’t up for it. And she said okay. She wanted to again last night and I said I wasn’t up for it. She got really upset and after a long conversation happened, we left it at: “Wife ovulating>whether or not either one of us wants to have sex”. Is this normal?

I was handed a job change request by my COO yesterday that is giving me pause. The title is Information Technology, Communications & Facilities director. There main goal this year was to take some work off my plate and get me equal to my colleagues. I just have no real frame of reference to say confidently that “hey that’s a lot of work for one person at this salary”. I feel like this is a set up to just make me more of a work horse. Any resources you could recommend or advice ?

Where can I get a massage on Monday in NYC?

The Great Resignation continues, with millions of workers quitting their jobs each month. People are affirming their longing for a different way of working and living, and resigning from a culture of stress and burnout. If you were to look for a new job (or if you’re looking currently), please share what's most essential to you.

Is it just me? Am I the only one who feels guilty for working out during the workday? Even during my hour lunch I feel that way and it bothers me because I rush through my workout and really don’t unplug, I even have my work cell with me just in case someone reaches out.
How do you handle this?

Anyone looking for love please dm me for details on the new free love commune I am starting. Have to be clean, like baseball, smell nice and brush your teeth. Also a steady income. If your a tool you will be treated to some Shirley Jackson style lottery situation. All shapes, sizes, genders, ages, races are more than welcome. You can bring your religion too just keep it to yourself. Come on fishes let’s get loving.

Is there a power play about who is supposed to disconnect first after mobile calls or video calls? I admit, I am just really slow to get to the disconnect button bc I'm multitasking (taking notes, on another screen, screen lock or whatever). But then I do get a little annoyed if the other person hasn't disconnected the call (which isn't fair of me). So, is there a power dynamic here or etiquette about who is supposed to hit the disconnect button?

The older I get the more I understand Anakin and those younglings had it coming

I’ve a colleague who never gives straight forward answers and always talks in circles very diplomatically. Drives me insane.

Does this happen to anyone else?

Just had a first phone conversation with someone I’m trying to date and went well. Which person (me or them or depends) should follow up and how long should you wait to follow up (next day, few days, etc)

I feel like women can slip on yoga pants/shorts and instantly add a few attraction points. Ladies, what can men be doing to up their attraction like that?

So… what’s your body count? Add in age and gender

What would you get your bf for anniversary. Doesn't seem like he needs or really wants anything right now.