Nine little consultants working on BD to get ahead. One got sick and worked from home in bed. The SM called the doctor and the doctor said...

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Are you single and on PPD track bc I'll give you head

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Get on a project or you are dead☠️

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Now there are 8 little monkeys working on the deck!

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"...seriously? Just take a sick day before you croak instead." - Doctor 👨‍⚕️

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Are the eight little monkeys all on the bench?

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Leave him be, or his last name'll be Bundy, and his first name Ted

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No more key personnel jumping on the bed!

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P1 FTW

...No more consultants working on BD to get ahead? (And then what PwC1 said)

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