No broseph, success is showing up for your wife on your honeymoon…

What is wrong with these people?

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“Posting for 100 days in a row” bro just get a diary

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While he was posting this the waiter was getting his wife’s phone number

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I’d be too busy consistently tapping my wife. 😂

It’s your honeymoon. The only things in your hands should be your partner or a drink. My guy is screwing up in his first week.

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But, but… his hard-earned LinkedIn influencership! This is something you can’t just divorce and marry anew, you must uphold it!

Couldn’t even finish the word “moment.” Soooooo busy!!! It’s like when Gary V swallows his gum because he doesn’t have time to find a trash bin. 😂😂😂.

And, what’s a treacle?!?

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Ok, what is molasses!?! Sap?

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What a loser

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A total loser. This is someone who has his priorities badly wrong

wtf is this? And who cares?

Who tf asked for this guy to post daily? Poor guy, being in Sardinia, just married, trying to keep his fans happy, having a “vulnerable” moment, “influencer” life is so hard guys, leave Jonny alone 😭😭 (my parents would be ashamed of me if I would be Jonny 🤣🤣)

🤮🤮 she obv married him for his money or looks because she ain’t going to get his companionship

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I can get on board with this content

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Thoughts? I know everyone builds on mistakes, but I cringe at bragging too much on it. My title might suggest something more if I am hiring. 😏

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Like this guy already

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Ngl, this is pretty funny. Dude even attached a gif of a gorilla giving the finger to solidify his point. 🤣

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