No drink pls

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She sounds like she could really use a drink

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Saw this on my feed too. Who makes people feel guilty for not drinking??

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You would be surprised of how many people do that.

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She gives me cold calling recruiter vibes

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Yeah it’s the creepy smile. recruiters are most unsettling when they try to appear human bc they always end up in the uncanny valley.

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real crime here is drinking Pepsi Max

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The cringe part for me is where she disses Coke. People need to hear the rest of the message though. It’s fine if you don’t drink.

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And of course this needed her photo to prove that she is indeed 20-something and still does not drink. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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As a fellow non-drinker, I’ve never once felt the need to publicly announce my alcohol abstinence for the world to hear. However, she isn’t entirely wrong, especially working in an office today. White collar jobs are very pro-drinking, having sponsored happy hours or making a big deal about office parties serving booze. And yes, if we have team lunches somewhere, I have been asked why I never order a beer like everyone else. I don’t mean to exaggerate, it’s not like it’s deeply traumatizing or anything, but no one ever gets asked why they DO drink either.

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I just had lasik, I’m vegan as of the last 12 hrs and I don’t drink. 😎

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I just wish every single life choice didn’t become an anti discrimination / my truth crusade to be published in a brave manifesto. Like do you kind soul, do you. I don’t need to know care or celebrate.

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She’s so quirky for picking pepsi over coca cola 🤪

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I’ve never seen a mocktail menu. Is that just the soft drink menu?

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They exist

She's totally right and totally out of context

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She doesn’t drink or know how to use a comma.

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I learned an important life lesson years ago, never trust anyone who doesn’t drink. 😀

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She just needs to admit she takes Xanax daily for her crippling anxiety, she’d still get some sort of attention - which is what she was looking for in the first place

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Came here to post this 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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