No joke, I got slightly turned on by a really sweet pivot table today. I think I need to go on a date soon..

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Bro, like you need to empty your pipes

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Like yesterday!!

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Yes, that's indeed sad.

Just a date?

You're backed up like a Brazilian sewer

Pull your pants up

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