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No one acknowledged my new stapler in the office so far. I'd like a new project please.

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Can’t believe the movie is 20yrs old

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Damn it feels good to be gangster 😁

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I made a joke about TPS reports recently and got a bunch of blank stares. Kids these days...

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You should have a chain attached so those mean team members don’t steal it

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If they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire

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Swingline 747, a classic! I also have an Initech mug to go with mine. :)

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Cool stapler, where did you get it from?😉

Haha! Just watched this classic again over the weekend. OP- I hope they're letting you listen to the radio as long as you keep it at a reasonable level.

Oh that was you I saw today. Not cool what you this morning.

"So what exactly do you do around here?”

"You've been missing a lot of work lately..."

Time to burn down the building now I guess.

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