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that took quite the unexpected twist.

can you imagine the brain of the person who writes that and thinks "yeah, that's the one"

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I want to shout at whoever wrote that until their ears bleed.

Wait, what?

I worship the holy trinity: Qualcomm, aptX, and Bluetooth.

Tony Zaret is a comedian guys it’s a ...it’s a joke

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