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Robert Pattinson as Batman—very hot.
Robert Pattinson as Bruce Wayne—My Chemical Romance/beefed up Edward Cullen.
Chief
Lmao! I’m dying. Totally on point.
It was good. However, very dark and ominous. Not a single joke or high point throughout. That’s why I love Spiderman. At least it’s happy and fun! Batman is 3 hours of depression…
Enthusiast
Absolutely agree, C1! Can’t stand the constant jokey tone of Marvel. Makes everything cheesy.
Chief
My nerdy review coming up! 🤓
Warning, it’s 3 hours, so use the restroom before the movie.
Overall, I enjoyed the cinematography. The car chase scene was pretty cool. That’s all I’ll say.
I thought the film was well-paced, kept me mostly interested despite its running time. The dialogue was to the point, they cut the fluff, gave you enough info for context.
As for Pattinson’s rendition of Batman? Meh. I was thrown back to 2006, with his emo ass. The hair, pale skinned, teary-eyed look, asocial behavior, and emotional outbursts.
But I kind of get it. This isn’t the playboy we’ve usually known Bruce for. This Bruce is detached from the world and new to the Batman role. He hasn’t refined his skillset or learned to control his anger, his depression. He’s not polished. He’s not a hero. (Yet.)
Enthusiast
This review is spot on! Pattinson is not a good Batman… yet
Chief
Haven’t seen it but my daughter said it made Robert Pattinson the new Ryan Reynolds.
Very good. Best superhero movie in years
It was really good in my opinion