Not a confession but just a quick survey on this bowl’s parity :
If you qualify as a woman, put a like to “1” reply of this thread.
If you qualify as a man, put a like to “2” reply of this thread.

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1 (can fold a fitted sheet, but I don't love to cook. Decent sous chef!😉)

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@HRM 1: 😂 Yeah I guess that something like a TOMA from Humelab would match your description.
It has intel inside too 🤣

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Why does SC the enthusiast have so many likes…just for being a woman

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@ PwC1: I’m a man.

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I barely qualify as “woman”.
I mean, I can’t even cook, fold fitted sheets, or remember birthdays!

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* swoon *

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🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♀️

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Qualify? Was there a test? Did I miss it??

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No, yes, but you shouldn’t missed it anyway 😂

Guys we are being outnumbered.

We are still outnumbered.
Congratulations.
Keep it going!

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