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Maybe waffles for breakfast tomorrow?

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That sounds amazing

Mitt had folders of women. You have a plate of them.

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*binders

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Must be a male pancake. Le sigh

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Random trivia: they don’t use syrup in pancake commercials and ads because the pancakes absorb too much syrup. So they use motor oil instead

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Like my PPMD when I try to explain something to him

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Jokes

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Y’all are wrong 😂😂😂😂

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I. Am. Deceased. 🤣🤣🤣

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🥞here doing breakfast for dinner

Plastipancakes

That looks dope

Too much silicone

Not real maple 🍁 syrup, clearly!

How about now?

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