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“Team - I’m sure everyone is aware of the tragic ongoing nuclear war situation and we as a firm, along with all partners, are here to support you during this difficult time. Please do not hesitate to reach out. With that said, let’s please try and stay mindful that we are a client-services firm and should be doing our best to still meet client deliverables on time and getting back to any client emails timely.”

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Do include that high levels of radiation is no excuse for low bandwidth internet latency. Your emails will come through.

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“Don’t forget to submit your timesheets by EOW”

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For JPMC? Likely lol

Lol - as a Gen Xer who grew up in Virginia Beach, you grew up knowing that there multiple Russian warheads with your hometown targeted.

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