Not gonna lie I wish I worked at like Dominoes corporate or something. Even if I make CFO I’d have a blast saying “I work at Dominoes”. What’s another “non-prestigious” place that comes to mind?

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My dream job is to be in In-N-Out working in their finance/accounting department. They don’t know it yet, but that’s where im going

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That’s a great idea. I miss inn n out so bad

My friend (black guy here) works at Amazon in AWS. He no longer tells people he works at Amazon because he always gets “I hear delivery/warehouse work is hard” or something about peeing in bottles. He says he works at AWS.

Another colleague went to Harvard. He now says he went to “school at Boston” because they always say “the one in DC?” Apparently they always confuse Harvard with Howard.

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Howard the duck?

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Lol my wife works for Apple and people assume she works at the local retail location and ask her about updates or how to fix their phones etc so she does the opposite and says “Apple CORPORATE” - not to be a big wig but just avoid the conversation around the latest watch or whatever.

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That’s a first lol. Whenever someone here says they work at Apple everyone automatically assumes they are either an EE or SWE at one of apple’s many buildings

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I fantasize about working at the IRS and auditing the living f out of some of my coworkers' clients.

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Worked at Canada’s equivalent of the IRS. Assuming the two are similar, would not recommend. 😅

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Costco. Everyone loves Costco, and Costco loves everybody

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Church's Chicken, no politics, no religion, just chicken

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Nice. I would do Bojangles too.

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Gas stations. The guys who run them make bank.

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#TrueStory *Guy in gas station business

In n Out. I’d be HONORED to be their general counsel.

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I used to be the CFO of regional convenience store chain. It was funny when I would tell people where I worked at. My kids would tell people I worked at a gas station. I didn't feel too bad because one of the other dads owned a few Burger Kings(his kid would say he worked at Burger King) and another one owned 80 Papa Johns(same).

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Patel clan? I have tons of respect for families who come here and kill it with the chains.

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How cool would it be to work at Anthropologie and get their employee discount?

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McDonald's?

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If it was burgers. >>> I’d go sleezier. I’d go White Castle

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My sister worked at Little Caesars corp and hated it.

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Mcdonald's and KFC have a lot of corporate jobs in the UK. Always hiring.

Anything that makes me millions and not a utilization minion

Large car dealership network in the South

Home Depot or Lowes

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Walmart. Whether you’re in operations, transportation, purchasing, or a janitor at one of the home office buildings, people will think you work as a cashier/customer service guy at a store. Or the people who hunt down all the shopping carts parked at random spots all over the lot and push them back.

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