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Not myself today - I've suddenly decided my suit is uncomfortable today and I'm pretty cranky... apparently I'm a toddler. We are just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

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It's a nice suit, I assure you. My looks are about the only thing I have going for me, so I need to make the most of it.

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Nope you're just human. Everyone gets cranky at some point.

Now, disrespecting a nice suit, that's inexcusable sir

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Ok Buster Bluth

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D1, you're making an assumption that it's a nice suit.

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I miss nap time

I am PwC2, my mistake, haha

Same here OP :( sadly, its not enough to make it in the real world lol.

It's a start to have looks going for you. A great smile and cute face never hurt anyone ...in fact they usually get you further and faster

Btw, kudos to P1 for picking up on the arrested development quote.

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