not overheard but overseen: using a lint roller to clean up your spilled fruity pebbles

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This is actually quite brilliant. Don't need to get up to find some wipes, after which I would need to wash my hands. The lint roller is probably already in this person's drawer and as long as they didn't spill any milk, then this works.

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Necessity is the Wilma of invention

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I can hear that photo.

I used a lint roller once to clean up a bunch of dead ants around the office (probably because of spilled fruity pebbles).

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