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Hello fishes/sharks,

Need your help to choose better.
I have below opportunities -

LTI - 23 fixed + 1 LPA joining bonus
Vodafone - 22.5 LPA
Hexaware - 18.5 lpa (5 percent variable )
Qualizeal - 25.5 lpa
Firstrand - 26+ varible
Exusia - 23 lpa (10% variable )
Centroxy - 22 lpa ( can change )
Dgliger - 23 lpa ( can change)

Awaiting-
Accenture
Mastercard
Collebra

I have total 6.5 years experience.
Your input will be highly appreciated.

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Joined a start-up as the first product marketer. Been here a few months and the product is completely broken- I was def sold a pack of lies. Is it dumb to quit without another job lined up?

There's a Twitter page that exposes rapists and those who have committed sexual harrassment at a school that my firm recruits from...

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Hii all ....
Can anyone give me some info regarding project allocation in tiger analytics?
It has been 3 months since I joined...still not allocated to any project.....
I am little worried about the recession news coming......

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Ciao a tutti!

I will be visiting Milan from 15 to 17 of December. I love meeting new people, so if anyone is down for a coffee chat or a walk around the city please hmu! :)

Who the fk asked for the deadline extension

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Hi All, I am currently in Wipro and have two offers in hand. One from Tata Consultancy and other from DXC Technology . Both are based in the UK. DXC is offering 6percent higher package than TCS. DXC is completely remote job and TCS is twice a week. I am confused which one to go with, haven't heard any experiences of people working DXC. Though the work in both the role is pretty much the same of a Senior back end engineer. Any suggestions experiences will be really helpful for me.

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Is jpmc has hybrid work model or wfo

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What are my fellow Indy advisors using for benefits? Our family ditched the traditional medical for a Christian share plan last year,
So far all is sound. How about Dental? Any bad experiences?

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I secretly wonder how many actors/actresses kind of hate the people they have to act with, I was stage manager for a play once and watching everyone interact backstage was really something else

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Any other desi who doesn't follow American sports and feels cornered in project meetings with all enthusiastic sports talk?

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Anyone in Further Consideration from HBS last year? Do you have a sense for what odds look like?

Does anyone work in industrial automation? I work as a director and my base is 160k in a MCOL/HCOL. TC is typically going to be a bit over 200k, depending on sales.

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I’ve worked as assistant manager for years, but it doesn’t look like I’ll be getting a promotion anytime soon. I feel bad leaving since I'm kind of the glue around here and I’ve gotten to know pretty much everyone. Any advice?

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I've worked as a maid for a long time but am tired of driving to everyone's homes, so I'm thinking of trying out a job as a housekeeper in a hotel. Is there anyone out there who has done both jobs and can tell me a bit about the differences? I would appreciate any advice at all.

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Anyone in fashion tech ?

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What’s the best way you relay marketing information to sales? Have mostly relayed info about accounts active on our website/ registering for webinars via email to our sales team, and recently moved those alerts to slack. What works for you?

My brother recently joined wipro as react js developer and got assigned for boston consulting group project. Is there any scope for onsite opportunities ?

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Does anyone here work for any public accounting firms in the Charlotte area with a decent work life balance? I am looking to go somewhere where I can focus on a few clients for longer periods of time rather than constantly bouncing around. I find it much less stressful to put in longer hours if it's a client that I have been scheduled on long term.

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Folks at Pwc AC have started to receive official increment and bonus letter.

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