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Note to introverts: claim you are unvaccinated even though you got vaccinated months ago so you can work from home indefinitely. You’re welcome!

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For real though 😅😅

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Classic Senior Associate for you

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This also applies to Covid puppy owners

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Yes please claim you’re unvaccinated so the majority of people assume you lack common sense, and do it just to con your employer.

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It’s a joke. Like you.

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