Nothing like sitting in the client bathroom listening to forced conversations where one party clearly wants none of it #awkward

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I hate it when people talk to me in the bathroom. Talking at the urinal is shit you do when drunk at a bar, not at work. I also refuse to stand around in the rest room to chat, we can do that elsewhere.

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