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Nothing worse than a poorly wrapped burrito exploding over your desk

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Now it's a burrito bowl. What's the problem?

I think world hunger is slightly worse than a burrito exploding on your desk

@PwC1 you sound really fun

Made me smile. The vision of world hunger not the burrito. Just to be clear.

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GT FY19 Compensation Thread:

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The cyber folks have certifications of some form or the other. I once heard a partner in cyber say that you must target to get one certification per year. How relevant is it for data science/analytics? If it is, what certifications should we get?

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You’d think that you being a good, self-less person would rub off on your very selfish friends...but no, they’re still jerks and sometimes don’t realize they hurt the feelings of people closest to them. Why do I even bother🙄

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What’s the typical salary for a pharmacovigilance manager, with a PharmD? I was just offered 115,500 + 12% bonus.

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So have we (Americans) just accepted the COVID casualties at this point? Just biding time until a vaccine is rolled out? Just feel like everyone freaked out about the first 100K and we could quietly hit 300, 400, 500K with much less attention.

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Has anybody from an international office been staffed in the US with an L1 Visa and has had to pay taxes?

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Can we just get rid of the resource management team? No help when you're sitting on the bench and projects are dry. Love to throw u on a year long staff aug when better ops for u and firm r available

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If I’m looking to specialize in data analytics work without prior knowledge, would it be more helpful to get a MS degree vs. data analytics bootcamp?

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I am from office X but I constant travel from office Y. All my expenses are approved.

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1 day 3 hours 57 mins 5s till I say goodbye to this project. 😆😢 #MixedFeelings

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So I recently just accepted an offer from Accenture. I told them I did not have a non-compete because my coworkers who have left did not have one and returned to work at the same clients with their new firms. Turns out when I was promoted at the end of last year and resigned my employee agreement, there was a very ambiguous non-compete in the document that I signed. My question is what are the ramifications of letting Accenture know now that I have accepted my offer.

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