"Obviously, I'm not a copywriter but..."
Whether from internal teams or clients, I've lost count.

What's the salary of an assistant manager in ESG Advisory?

Which agencies are working on the ASDA pitch ?

Anyone watch Up in the Air? Yeah, that legit just happened to me... 💔

Any midsize/big 4 consultants (tech consulting) moved to MBB for management consulting? Want to see if it's possible around senior constant level or manager level

Anyone knows if ID card is being issued in the Chennai office ??

Hello folks, I'm Tirth Brahmbhatt and I'm working in the private sector. I have a total of 5 years of specialized EMC testing and hardware testing experience in various domains. Now I am looking for a change in my life and want to move abroad (Canada or USA).
So please guys suggest to me should I apply as a student or General???

What tool do your firms use when doing org work to create org charts, run spans and layers analysis, redesign functions, etc.? What are your thoughts on it? Our tool is probably the worst piece of technology I've never used and always has been and I'm curious what other options are out there.

How much % hike we can expect from IC2 to IC3 under stevemiranda org ?

Any device associate or device associate manager here? Need some advice

Can anyone suggest good pgs near office areas? (Hyd)

Whether we need to Collect the Laptop from the HCL Office directly, as I got the Mail from them to collect the laptop from their Jigani Campus. Why they will not send to our home address???? Kindly confirm guys, as i am a new joiner.

What is the salary range for pmo role

What is the average bench period at Nagarro?

How's Sony India project in terms of WLB and tech stack?

Skill: Java/Spring Boot

@Nagarro

What's the procedure to change base location in Infosys?

FDD Comp talk: I'm a 3rd year senior going into my 2nd year in FDD. Last year I got an 8% raise, this year I got 9%. What are other FDD seniors making? I'm in the Southeast.

Third career switch at age 27 to cyber. I hate having to do this so late but I think this will be worth it. At least I have a cisa certification already so I have some type of starting point.blah

I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

Creative 1: “What’s that smell?”

Creative 2: “Oh, I think it’s me. I went to the bar for like 2 hours at lunch. I’ll just light a candle."

Some jackass referred to a follow up email yesterday as a “tickle email.” I didn’t know whether to be creeped out or punch him in his wannabe buzzword face.

When leaving a remote job, should I expect an email from HR about final days, equipment return, final pay check etc? How far before the last day of work should this be sent?

Anyone hear about Samsung cleaning out their marketing team out of the New York office? Seems strange considering they just launched a new phone.

Bring your kids to work day edition:

“What I’m really concerned with is a head injury”

“Do you have to go potty before your meeting?”

“I don’t know whether to pause now and have a cry, or power through so I can have a longer, uninterrupted sob...”

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ortho sales reps look like they could be the next contestants on the Bachelor. 💀💀

I drink to survive.

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

“I love to get roasted, but not by drag queens."

"we don't consider your external experience" (during a discussion about promotions) when I was actually hired on due to external experience...

Co-worker 1: why are you so mean?

Co-worker 2: I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Deal?

Me👂👂to 1 + 2: 😬🍿😂

Today a client announced that they lied to CMS about their benefits program readiness. This, after telling us two weeks ago they rolled out their front-end interface at the start of 2022 (4-5 months before their program will actually be ready) and have unhappy customers now.

Elderly account woman who wears flip-flops to work, I want to throw my shoe at you.

Partner: How are you?
Associate: Overworked and under paid, you?

On a scale of 1-5, how upset do you have to be to apply for another job in the parking lot of your current place of employment?