Odd question - but is it an unspoken rule not to use urinals in the office? I have never seen another person in my office use one and wondering if I’m missing something.

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I only use urinals when someone else is in the restroom.

I like to stare at them and make unwavering eye contact. It's important to assert dominance.

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What?

No.

People use urinals. I had a boss who used to insist on having work related convos when I ran into him at the urinals. (Which, to be clear, sucks. Do not do that.) But feel free to use them.

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Urinals are for plebs. Full on pants down bare ass in a stall with door wide open is how we all do it my firm.

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Associate8 yall hiring?

What the hell. How is this even possible. I would say about a quarter of the time I go to the bathroom the other urinal is in use.

Although I do not poop on my floor. I go to the client conference room floor to poop if I have to. Bathroom is nicer, and usually empty. I don’t want to have anyone I work with hear/smell what happens after pizza lunch.

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I prefer to shit in the toilets but will use the urinals if the bathroom seems clear.

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Do they just piss in the sink?

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The rule is you do not use the urinal if the only one that’s available is one that’s immediately next to one that’s already being used. It’s in the bro code.

My local restroom has two urinals WITH NO WALL BETWEEN THEM. This is an architecture crime.

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Nope. Maybe you just work with people who are full of shit 🤣

I generally use the stall, I think it would be a little awkward vaping at a urinal.

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