Oh, Bob.

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It amazes me how people like BOB make up stories like this.

He needs to include “story teller” in his job title to complete the cringe!

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So how did Bob use creativity and ingenuity to get his car down from the rural mountain? I would love to hear about it

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Bob’s next book should be “How to buy a car that won’t break down”

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Am I a bad person because I secretly wish his clutch had failed and sent his car flying off the mountain instead?

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Bob can suck it! I worked for a company for 20+ years. I dodged multiple layoffs. Was laid off twice in between. Once I applied for an internal position before my end date. Another they changed their mind 5 times before finally deciding to keep me. But the last time stuck. The job market is tough. My severance is almost gone, health insurance ran out & didn't qualify for unemployment. I hated my last manager/dept/company but it was a paycheck.

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Haaahaaa
Reminds me of those pathetic TV sales "Only 4 easy payments of $19.99.." lol

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Why does he insist on typing an entire paragraph like this?

Why can’t he just type a normal paragraph?

Got your attention now?!

Come check out my new masterclass “How to be a d-bag” coming to a city near you!!

Sign up now get free copy of my short story “how to type like a D-Bag and make people want to punch you”….

So does everyone have a master class now? I bet he attended a masterclass to learn how to add spaces to that post he wrote.

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