Oh LORD he just fell asleep 🥲🤦‍♂️ wasted 6 whiteclaws for nothing 🙄

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So mad right now 😨🥲

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Well no much to tell. He said if we could have some sexy time 😂 I was like sure. Kids put to bed, showered and drank in the tub while getting ready. He brought me whiteclaws because I’ve never tried them before, they taste kind of nice actually 🧐. Well he sat on the couch was watching start wars and he was out.

Not a big deal it happens he was probably tired I was mad because he asked and I went and got ready and yeah was left just excited I guess.

YOU’RE NOT ENTITLED TO YOUR PARTNER’S BODY

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Who the hell still drinks Whiteclaw?

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Lol me!!! I just found out about it 😳 not everyone is so knowledgeable as you I am guessing SM1.

🧐

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Try wine next time I guess?

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Me 😊

😂 I didn’t ask he did for mine then fell asleep 😂

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I mean, are you not ready to go as soon as he is? 🤣

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Surprisingly I was 🤓

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Imagine if a man posted this

That McK level of attention to detail 👌🏼

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