Oh nooooo I ate too much chipotle and now there’s no room for my lungs....why do I overeat just because I can expense stuff 😣

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Gained 50 lbs in 3 years of consulting. Now my dinner is protein shake and quest bars after workout.

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Why overeat on chipotle if you were expensing 🙄🥺

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I feel guilty about the rest of today’s food $$$, so I cheapo’d out on dinner

And that's why I love per diems.

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No mind trick. A reasonable per diem means I eat what I need to eat, and not what I want to eat or everything I can eat, simply because someone else is paying for it.

And makes expense reporting and invoicing a hell lot easier.

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Nothing wrong with chipotle! Maybe just tone down on the guac / cheese / sour cream 😄

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