OH SHIT THE CLIENTS ARE ASKING FOR BULLSHIT HASHTAG HOLIDAY IDEAS AGAIN. What should I do?

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lol they’re asking for holiday ideas in September, they’re fuuuccckkkeeeddd

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Make a list, check it twice

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Show that client the research/analytics behind the fact that *most* holidays are too noisy for good hashtag executions.

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Give them bullshit holiday hashtag ideas, bruh. 🤙🏼

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Everyday is a goddamn hashtag holiday. Today is #NationalCoffeeIceCreamDay and #NationalReadABookDay. #KillMe

#kwanzaa

#feativus

Steal someone else's.

#Festivus

Walk!

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