Ok, important question: if I’m 50% a lady bachelor version of George Clooney, but without the fame or money (just charm and a nice smile) / 50% a version of Amal but without the accomplishments or global impact (just smart, attractive and tall) who should I date, other than myself??

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Someone who deserves a queen like you 👑

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A bass player in a local band with chlamydia and texts his ex while you’re asleep. Builds character.

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AD1, been there, done that, too. We’re in an open relationship.

definitely not someone who values humility lol

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My humility involves accepting that many people think I’m kind of awesome.

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You should date lots of different types until you find one that clicks

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"If I'm all of the bad features combined of all these people, who could possibly be worthy of dating me?"

Hmm

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Smart, charming, tall, with a nice smile, but not rich/famous or working for the UN -these are bad features?

Was confused at first. Thought it was gonna be a post about being non-binary haha

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