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As a content marketer…Content ppl on LinkedIn is the worst. The whole: i saw a dead cat the other day and it reminded me of this blog i wrote…OMG NO. SHUT UP. Not *everything* is content. Idk. Maybe that’s why they’re successful and I’m not. I refuse to live like that lol.

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But the cat offered the marketer the job, after it was shocked back to life.

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Watching Winnie the Pooh with my kid as couldn’t help but notice how Owl has this annoying habit of finding some random reason to narrate a random story, I see a lot of Owl in the modern day LinkedIn influencer, in fact writing this comment I feel like I’m Owl 😂

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The cat was really the CEO playing opossum and it was a test for the marketer.

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Especially cringe LinkedIn influencers

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Uhhhh, an add for a new undertaking company called “Litterary”😂😂

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If you dont mind me asking, what content creator are you?

OF

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Its so cringe, I experience the 2nd hand embarrassment on behalf of the poster. Also what is it with people sharing full heavily brushed up photos of themselves with irrelevant and contrived quotes which no one cares about? I think Elon Musk should consider buying off LinkedIn and restore some sanity.

There is worse, people with sexy thirsty shots posting philosophical quotes, fishing likes.

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Did any of y'all know about this? (found it in the Privacy section under Account. It's already toggled off on mobile, but webapp was still on)

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Haha! We had this conversation already.

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And finally I can sleep better for 4 days! Happy thanks giving to me! 😊🍺

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Creeper status. This was after this morning standing behind me looking in the camera. Sigh I didn’t have background blurred so teammates saw her nosey self

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Anyone here at EY? Is there a Christian Teams channel/CoE or anything like that ?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Blue haired unicorn strikes again 😂

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7-10 hashtags ✅, 15-20 people tagged ✅, delloited ✅

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Really inspiring but is a big Dior tote bag really necessary?

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Any tips on making a cringy post that will attract attention? I am thinking of tagging every consultants i worked with with a big thank you note while praising how great my box alignment skill has been

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Posting pics of yourself for attention : cringe. Also, don’t expect uni to teach you everything in life. Nobody will hold your hand forever.

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Thought leadership at its finest.

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No words needed 😂👎🤮

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Saw this post under Daymond John’s LinkedIn post of his experience on The Masked Singer. Is this CEO named Timothy super famous?

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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I cannot express how much I hate how some people use peoples tragedy for likes and engagement… I won’t post the picture of the little boy or the empty mat but the poster did.

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Personally, I like posts like this one a lot because:
- it forces companies to admit, you were never out to “hire the best”
- long-term loyalty to a company is completely overrated
- it’s finally “cool” to have hard skills and focus on being really good at them

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Just placing this piece of gold here so you guys don’t miss it.. screenshots in 3 parts in the comments

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Do u agree

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My favorite meme (so far) about the firing-and-crying.

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PSA - Expect a barrage of LinkedIn posts of my fellow Indians dancing at workplace for next 1 month. I saw a couple of posts already in my inbox today.

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Liked the intro

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Guessing this one is going to go viral.

Not cringy necessarily but is pointed enough to have "high engagement"

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