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Okay so it’s my first week in a new career for a new company. I wanted to make a good impression so I stayed a little later to do some catch up before finding my way to a hotel (since I’m waiting for my apartment approval) but I fell asleep and woke up hours later with no one here and the lights out. I don’t want to accidentally trigger any security alarms trying to leave, but I also don’t want them to catch me spending the night here and assume the worst. How should I go about this?

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Bro.

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*refreshes post waiting for updates on the escape plan*

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So I went back to sleep in the cold office and the janitor came in and saw me. He assumed I was homeless and stole all the food from the van food drive (they were already empty when I got there) so he reported me to one of the early morning managers who was about to call the cops until he saw me. I told him exactly what happened. He said I’m not suppose to be here because the motion sensors would’ve triggered a security alarm and the cops would’ve came. I told him that’s why I was afraid to leave. He was understanding and I hope that’s it.

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Lmao thanks for the update

Too late they are in jail

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On day 1? Bruh. Please update OP!

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Move around and see if the lights turn on, likely they are motion sensor activated. If its a typical corporate office in a commercial building, likely many people stay late and no alarms trigger as you walk out the door. If you’re genuinely locked in, call the building reception, they’ll typically route it to overnight security - call them and ask them to rescue you. For a first week person, you have no excuse to say you had a lot of work, I guess. Just say you had some health issues, or just be honest about what happened. (Btw, who falls asleep at work?)

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This kinda happened to me once, I was working at a satellite office and by 8PM everyone had left. I tried jumping over the turnstile and the building alarm went off. Eventually, my stupid self realized pretty much buildings have 24/7 security so I found an intercom, someone answered and told me to leave through the garage. Everything was OK. Try to do that.

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This post made my morning, thanks OP.

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Thanks all of y’all for the support and memes lol it really helped me through the night lol

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This is the best post I’ve seen on this app. Thanks Op, glad everything worked out and good luck with the new job

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This could be a mini movie…

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