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Is there a super bowl?

It’s looking like my job is gonna start asking us to return to the office. We have an open office plan and before we wfh FT I would save all my work for my telework days bc I can’t get shit done in the office. I’m having major anxiety about them making this decision. I know I’m not alone that people don’t want to return to the office. My ADHD and the open office just makes working from the office a nightmare and I’m feeling really nervous and kind of resentful.

Has the Marriott app not been working for anyone else recently?

I’m currently a senior 3 auditor and increasingly detest my job every single day. I’ve been thinking about consulting but don’t know exactly what they do and the detailed nature of the work. What are my options outside of audit, staying within the firm? Any insight appreciated.

Does anyone here know how much I should negotiate for as a Document Control Team Member?

I spoke to one of the popular self-proclaimed career coaches from LinkedIn and I was not thrilled with the chat. Should I consider an executive search firm? Has anyone used it when they are trying to transition to senior management roles? Is it worth it?

Additionally if there are executive search recruiters in the bowl, please hit me up as I am looking to make changes and happy to pay for service to make the next move

London hotel help. Trying to decide between the Millennium Glouster St in Kensington vs. the Westin London city which is close by the Millennium walking bridge. Both are close to tube stations so it’s more about where to call home base for 4 days. Our activities are across the city so I don’t see one being better than the other. Curious if those who have done the tourist thing in London with kids have opinions. Thanks.

Hi all,
Recently gone through ICICI bank debt manager DSMG interview, HR told will provide non industry matching hike because my last switch was just 6 months ago. What should be the expected CTC? Currently working as collection manager at HDB financial services Ltd, CTC-5.1, Work exp-4.9Y.

Guess what pic is? Round 2

ETH been ducking this dip like Floyd with Logan’s punches

Getting grief from boss for never attending our team social events (dinner parties etc). I don’t enjoy these kinds of events but I’m the only one on the team who feels that way (cont)

Anyone with Lixil Group here? Specifically OhIo / American Standard?

Thoughts on the Software and Platform arm of Accenture Strategy?

Hey all! Incoming. Does anyone mind sharing their CDP salary for Austin and / or Boston? Currently trying to make a decision.

Why are the first 1.5hrs of today’s task force briefing random guys setting up lights and stage equipment? Who is the streaming uploader? Pls fix!

Hi fishes

What is the appraisal cycle at persistent?
Is it Jan- Dec or April - Mar?
@persistent

Guys - If I am going for a h1b first time stamping interview, what do I answer if i am asked "Do you work for an end client?" I do not have any client letter or any document to show the interviewer. any guidance will be super helpful please.

Does Gemini not have a search function? And all u can trade is the ones they listed?

Who has the best Oracle practice between Accenture and the Big 4 firms?

Anyone live far away from their "home office"

Can I be fired for constantly getting same feedback from my engagement managers that I need to pay attention to details? How do I improve on this?

I want to switch firms. And so does SO. Looking for project management/ business analyst. We are looking for opportunities in DC/Virginia. On visa so. Unsure if the fed practice works out.

McKinsey & Company how likely is McK to layoff people with the current and upcoming economic situations? I'm seeing layoffs everywhere on LinkedIn. Considering leaving big4 for McK offer but wondering which would be safer.

KPMG folks - curious about the new KPMG Spectrum rotational program. Any insight you can provide on it?

Any Fish fam applying to BSchool right now? How has your experience been?

Anyone get caught in the "new" TSA guidelines at Logan? Said there are big changes coming...Took and hour to get through...

For those who have left one firm and moved to another, was yours a lateral or promotion at the new firm?

For an analyst moving from investment banking (healthcare clients) to consulting at Accenture, what groups should they apply to? They are open to moving around and trying new things

Not sure if I am getting laid off. What are some key signs. Thanks in advance for your help?

Anyone driving a 3 row SUV? Family will soon expand to 4 and we are looking for a bigger ride. Pros and cons of a 7 seater?

is lek building out a philly office presence?

Woke with swollen lymph nodes and tonsils and fatigue. This happens like clockwork when the weather changes, gets worse, and lasts 3-4 days. Do I email team now or tonight? Thinking of optics. 😳

At a level 9, how much leverage do I have regarding travel schedule? Don't think I need to travel in every Sunday afternoon to Thursday for the rest of the year for 2 to 3 hours of meetings.

Have an interview coming up in a couple of weeks with IBM digital strategy - any tips ?

Looking for a good historical fiction book. Recommendations?

Thoughts/reviews on Indian Matchmaking?

Two weeks ago I accidentally left my iPad in the locked marriot safe. I called that Saturday and told the hotel, and they said they'd take a look and then hold it for me the next week when I return.

Any suggestions on men's dress shoes that are comfortable and affordable?