Omg that guy who keeps saying shrimp on the Barbie is driving me insane, can we all just report him so he gets banned???

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wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet; ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’; im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum; fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place; ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle; see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury; ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.

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Haha, no he can stay

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U havin a giggle m8?

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Oi u foking wot m8?

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#CSNark

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Just flag their comment.

^all that and no mention of the dreaded kangaroo punch?? Such a missed opportunity.

Lol.

That's hilarious

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