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On a diet but the devil was here:
Client: we have cake in the break room, I just made these cookies this morning, omg ice cream truck outside
Me: NO!...Sees make your own avocado toast bar..devil won

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Might as well make the most of this cheat day, right? 🤷‍♂️

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Make your own avocado toast bar??!!! That sounds amazing!!!

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So you’re saying they had bread and a tub of avocado? Sorry but I don’t get nor care for this avocado toast thing

Now I want devils food cake

What kind of diet doesn't include avocado toast??

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