On hindsight, if you were to start all over, what would your career be?

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I’m working on becoming a veterinarian right now. Ditching EY very soon.

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Best of luck to you!

Professional drag queen

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#sidehustle

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Gold digger

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Trophy wife/cat mom

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How you doing

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Honestly anything other than an auditor.

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NBA champion with a max contract

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Gimme that shoe deal

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I’d probably try a bit harder to join IB out of college.

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Pilot 🛫

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Mine too

Doctor

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I’m working on that now. I will apply to med school in 2 years

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Not accounting

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Nonprofit org or sugar baby 😂

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Def!

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Beyonce

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Pediatrician. Would have done some good.

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I graduated in 2012 and if I gone to school for computer science I could have gotten in on some of the tech start up boom. Instead I've spent my time fumbling around in audit/accounting. I make $90k now and I'm quite content. But I do wonder how my software engineering career would have went...

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Slim chance you would have hit it big

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Psychologist/ therapist

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Stripper

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Anything that’s not what I’m currently doing

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Terraforming

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Plumber

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Dermatologist

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