On vacation and posted a view on snap. A guy I knew many many years ago started making conversation with me and catching up. He tells me that he is married and has a 7 month old baby. Then he proceeded to ask my for pictures of me at the beach. Lmaaaaao what?!?! This is why I don’t want any relationships.

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Lmao ok bud good excuse

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7 month old baby explains everything. He hasn’t had sex for approximately 10 months now and looking for something on the side

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I’ll take single and emotionally available. I’m def partial to divorced men.

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Done and done

What if he just meant the beach? Lol

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Nope. I posted the beach. He said me at the beach.

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