Once again I must thank KPMG for allowing me the privilege to qualify for the third stimulus.

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Face it, what you got is more stimulating than what you do.

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I’m so annoyed I didn’t get any stimulus money, despite paying over $80k in taxes alone last year.

I’m super liberal, but I totally understand why people become republicans. 🐘

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BCG1 - You’re the one who chose to forgo your own work life balance in order to obtain that $220k. Nobody’s forcing you to work so hard or so long... Also, TLDR will only get you so far in life. Good luck with that attitude...

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Need a referral?

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Yes

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Lmao

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s/o EY as well

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You’re welcome. Haven’t gotten a dime 🙃. My great grandchildren say you’re welcome as well.

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Aw. You’ll get over it.

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Lmao!!!! Bring out the aloe verde

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Aloe verde? Did you invent a new salsa? Or do you really call aloe vera that because that is hilarious 😂

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I thank the school system for paying my spouse a terrible salary that lets us qualify for the stimulus. With two kids, the extra $5,600 is quite nice....

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Same. $14k total

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I thought consultants made bank

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Y’all thought wrong, we broke at Deloitte

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Ouch 😂

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Herm?

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ACN too 💞

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I’m client facing!! Came in as a Senior Analyst with $75k. Eligible for the stimulus and received all 3 stimulus payments!

Deloitte too ☺️

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s/o Slalom too!

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No, more. But, keep in mind: “...single adults who reported $75,000 or less in adjusted gross income on their 2019 or 2020 tax return will receive the full $1,400 payments, as will heads of household who reported $112,500 or less. Couples filing jointly who earned $150,000 or less in adjusted gross income will receive the full $2,800.”

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Yeouch y’all have to take govt money while Accenture out there printing her own stimulus checks

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Seeing some Accenture folks in here who qualify as well 🥵

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The COVID checks are definitely more than any ‘raise’ I’ll ever see...

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LOLOL

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What is up with Big fours anyways... they really need to raise hiring bar comp range...

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Partners: 🤣

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Married to a Dr... not only did spouse take additional risk by reporting to work during the pandemic, but also lost out on stimulus money thx to our combined income. Yes, I’m complaining bit because my children will bear the brunt of the rampant USD inflation, we did deserve to get some of that stimmy $

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Lmaaaoooooo

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Congrats

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