One thing that your mom doesn't know about you

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Damn y'all! Mine is that I like my dad's pancakes better than hers ๐Ÿ˜‚

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That I'm (a woman - she knows that part) sleeping with a woman almost 20 years older than I. And that she's a partner in the firm. And it's purely just for the sex. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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My fiance's name

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That I've had sex with > 20 guys

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That I'm bi ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ

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That she's not just a mom - also a grandma

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What I actually do

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Not as Christian as she thinks I am

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Dang K1 total San Junipero

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Black mirror

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That I didn't vote for trump

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EY1: that's hot- you want to add one more to the list?

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That crust on the basement carpet ... it wasn't the cat. I used to spray Lysol on the carpet in patterns and then light one end and watch the fire crawl across the floor. It slightly melted the fibers and created that crust. The cat took the fall for me, guys

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That I'm straight ๐Ÿ˜’ - my game is just crap that's all. ๐Ÿ˜”

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That I've had my share of men lol. Although I think she's more clued in then Dad.

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@K1: that's my goal with 3 MDs I know ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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@K2 what's that??

Plus, if you light Chewbacca's face, it burns in a perfect circle

C2: Thanks, I'm good

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