One time I posted how I liked Nickelback (as a female) and had people sliding in my DMs on here.

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Are you sure they weren’t trying to send you to jail for your abhorrent views?

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It’s called a confession for a reason. Their music is nostalgic 🧍🏻‍♀️

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Condolences about your taste in music. Get will soon

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I hope your taste in men is better than your taste in music lol jk

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That’s called Corndog music 🎶

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I’ve slid in a DM or three on occasion but suffice it to say won’t be sliding in for something like Nickelback

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Knew it.

Petition for this meme to replace the horny bonk

As an elimination strategy perhaps?

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