Onion’s no longer a satire

Post Photo
likefunny
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

I always eat reasonable portions on Thanksgiving. The real problem was eating reasonable portions of turkey everyday from Thanksgiving to Christmas.

like

Related Posts

What is the most utilized software that project managers use? I learned MS project via Lynda, but I want to expand my knowledge. Making a switch to Project Management in 2017.

like

How important is the border issue for you all when voting? My first time being so close to the border, and I still don't see how it's such a big deal smh

Hey everyone!
I'd love to get your feedback on our subscription marketing service.

My partner and I created a cost-effective subscription so small / medium-sized businesses could focus more running their business and strategies without the need to hire in-house, manage multiple freelancers, or fight with agencies.

We do this with a proprietary Workspace so marketing managers can delegate projects, connect with our team, and download completed work / files.

What are your initial thoughts?

like

Does anyone know if McCombs does calls re: admissions decisions and do they usually come the day of the decision notification deadline?

like

I am transitioning into a ESL and interventionist role this coming school year! I’ve taught 3rd-4th grade. What is the ONE thing you wish you knew going into your ESL teaching job? I’d love any advice

like

Hi, i have received an offer as a senior technology consultant from EY India Bangalore location.

16LPA fixed with variable 20%max .YOE 3.2 yrs

1) How is EY India? I have asked people working there and everyone has said positive things about the organisation. Wanted to double check.

My main objective is to learn as much as I can. I know the work life balance can be off. I'm willing to work 9 -10 hours a day.

I have other offers from Cognizant.
Which one to join, please suggest 5 days left.

like

This will date me, but I miss my blackberry. So much simpler and less distracting

like

I’m considering Schwab roboinvestors to manage my investments actress various index funds aligned with my risk profile. Aside from the large 6% cash requirement, what are other downsides?

Larsen & Toubro Infotech Hi Fishes, Help me choose a better workplace. Nagarro 13.5
LTI 12.5 + 0.5JB
Deloitte India 9.25
Tech : Automation Testing
Yoe : 3
Nagarro
Deloitte
Larsen & Toubro Infotech

like

Whats the IBM B7 Salary Range for senior data engineer - Business Intelligence role? I have 6 YOE.IBM

like

Hi All How is life science Accounts of persistent
Should I join Persistent or dessault ? and Why

How does salary play into you dating? Just realized I make fire than the guy I’m dating

like

Penchooo Weekend hai...fax fux karo...timesheet faad do

Post Photo
likefunny

What consulting firm has the strongest rep in medtech DDs?

like

Would you ever accept a ground-floor bedroom facing the street (but set back from the pavement) in London? Residential, upscale zone 2 neighbourhood (think Victoria Park Village, East Dulwich, Fulham), but like everywhere in London, there are some rougher bits nearby. I sleep with the window open for fresh air, so I’m concerned about burglary and assault (I’m a woman). There’s the option of using an internal bedroom instead, but it’s not nearly as nice as the street-facing one.

like

There should be an assessment test before people are allowed access to Outlook in EY!

funnylike
like

Welcome to the Addiction & Sobriety bowl! This is not a bowl to make diagnoses or give advice; this is a place to answer questions from those who still suffer and for those in recovery to share hope.

like

Hi,

My Infosys application status shows "Review In Progress"(Yellow Color) ,but I haven't received any mail from HR for Submitting documents. When can I expect to hear back from HR? Also are there any chances of getting offer letter?

Like

0Comment
Share

like

I had a bad dream last night that my sibling died, and I’ve come to the awful realization that as the youngest in my family, everyone will die before me and I will have to say goodbye to all of them at one point (hopefully late) in my life.

like

Additional Posts in Consulting

How difficult is obtaining an AWS cloud practitioner cert if you’re not particularly technical?

like

Controversial: Work-Life Balance Is Overrated.

likefunny

Corner king suite at the Ritz Carlton this week... Sure could be worse! I'll surely take these opportunities when I can get them

like

I’m going through a little bit of a rough patch in my life right now (personal, family, and work issues).

Its been like this for the last six months and in the last month or so it’s been difficult mentally. I end up not sleeping and it’s becoming a cycle. 

How do people stay positive when there’s so much adversity in their life? 

like

If you haven’t invested in crypto or think it’s a scam... AMA. I’ve made some nice profits and want to pay it forward for anyone who’s interested but has honest concerns / questions.

like

Does anyone here find the headrest on their office chair super helpful? I've never had one, and can't imagine it's necessary as I shop for a new chair, but want to make sure there isn't something I'm missing.

like

left the office an hour before my flight, had time to grab a beer before boarding. Love small market airports.

like

I mean, who doesn't love the no-notice friday email from client saying call me now

like

What habits/what did you do to set yourself up for financial freedom?

like

Networking/LinkedIn question: Do you feel like you are the one who always reaches out to people on LinkedIn to stay in touch and build your network?
I'm always on the look out for my next opportunity or passively job searching. To that end, I believe in staying connected with my network through out the year and not randomly approaching them for a position/opening. However, at times, it feels the communication is coerced and there is a lack of rapport. Anyone else struggle with this? Thanks!

like

we had a pre prep call (PPC) to prep for an important prep call, and now we need another PPC. when would the effing work start? FML

like

Any of the female consultants out there been asked what their "rate" was when having a solo drink at the hotel bar? I mean, I can't help it that I'm popular...

like

Most embarrassing example of "you're still presenting" you've ever seen?

like

Roth 401k or regular 401k?

like

Anyone have an recs for self help books that help with work anxiety? I've felt so low on the totem pole since I joined in 2015 that I rarely give any opinions at the office. Obvi this is (cont'd)

like
like

Looking to jump in Accenture’s Consulting Banking practice - anyone at Accenture want the referral?

likefunny

What are the best books on sales as it relates to consulting?

like

Got an offer at LinkedIn for twice my consultant salary 1 year out of school. What are some pros and cons of going into industry this early?

like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Send download link to your phone

OR

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.

Messaging rates may apply

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal