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PWC/EY team up to beat D who are too busy telling you how lucky you are to be in their presence to mount a proper strategy. KPMG Is a no-show but was discovered to have been shanked by GT.

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Kpmg just sits in the corner silently for others to do their thing.

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Is Brick Accenture trying to turn it into the big 5?

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Nobody finds the smoking gun, as they are payed by the killer

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Like irl, Accenture is the girl who f*cks us all up while b4 are too busy having a d*ck-measuring contest. D*ck-measuring is a euphemism for partner politics in my example.

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