Overheard in the garden aisle today: "If I had known you didn't have a job, I never would have let you move in. I'd break up with you right now if you had somewhere to go other than Home Depot." Have you ever heard a couple break up at your job? The perks of a people-facing role.

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Hey sweet ladies, C (26 male) this side. Hope you are keeping safe and healthy!

About me? People usually say I am their go to person for when they need emotional support, advise about relationships and when they feel low, maybe because I help them cheer up again and be the ear they need.

I am a great listener too. I can go on listening to you if you feel low, won't say a word until you are finished, will hold your hand when you are done and try to bring your sweet smile back!
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When you’re in an Uber, call your parents or old friends if you can. Good way to keep up your relationships while traveling so much

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How do you deal with family members who do not take care of themselves (exercise, eat well, etc) ? [continued]

Does anyone of good dating app reccos for seniors? My gramps is 85 and is ready to “get back out there.” My grandma passed away last year and Covid has been particularly lonely for him. He’s fairly good at technology, he’s my favorite person to snapchat and FaceTime, but we’re looking for something very easy to use. Thanks ❤️

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It’s Father’s Day, but my dad won’t speak to me.

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Sometimes I wish when you were with a partner, there was a very clear sign that the person doesn’t love you so that you know it’s time to walk away. My partner and I keep having the same problems, and when I express he’s making me feel a certain way he says he didn’t mean it like that obviously. But when i say something and explain that it’s not how I meant it he doesn’t care and proceeds to label me as an unkind person who doesn’t support/love him unconditionally. *continued in comments*

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My parents are scared that something will happen to me if I join the military. How did you guys handle this?

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So one of Oreo’s (human) friends that he had not seen for a couple months came to visit him today. There was so much cuddles and kisses given ...I was jealous for a second.

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Looking to move to San Antonio and we're looking at places in Alta Vista and El Dorado. Pros and cons? We have two kids under five, so looking for a nice family community with good schools.

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Advice needed please 🙏🏻 for datings apps: when should one reveal that one has a kid?? I’m 38F with a 5 year old and I get the impression men run miles from me

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Marriages should be for 4 years terms and both parties must agree to renew it. It would end a lot of the nonsense going on.

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23M here. Anybody have any tips or book recommendations on not feeling haunted by your past and anxiety about the future and consistently stay in a “FLOW STATE”.I’m currently reading the Power of Now. I have a habit of burning bridges because I feel that I’m perpetually trying to fit in and act “cool”. I feel that I’ve always been somewhat unconfident but every year it seems to be more and more difficult to manage and taxing emotionally. I go to the gym 4 times a week, try to eat clean, socializ

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Anyone here who’s moved to industry and has a pretty decent work-life balance? I don’t know where to start to look for a new job and get an honest opinion about hours. I need to see my kids more.

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I have female friends, I'm told i'm cute. People say I am good company, But I've never had a girlfriend and am 30.

I don't know what it is.. I had a bad experience with rejection when I was younger. The few times I've asked girls I liked out who started as friends fhey ween't interested...

What should I change.. what am I doing wrong?

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My husband repeatedly claims domestic abuse falsely, and it’s getting too much. Now that I have kids he has started saying this to them and they say it back to me. I think he does this because he wants custody of kids or an upper hand when it comes to finances if we end up divorcing. Any ideas on how to handle this

Anyone going to the World Cup games In Qatar? My ex broke up with me right after I spent 20k in all World Cup tickets with vip access

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I've been with my gf for almost 6 months now. For context she's still in grad school (we have a 2 year age gap) and I'm struggling to feel physically attracted to her. I have a good job, decent amounts of stress, I like to work out, spend time with friends, and am very outgoing. She's super sweet, kind, sensitive, and brilliant. I find her attractive but I find the fact that she's always up in my business and available to me unattractive. She also just got an amazing job in another state (1/2)

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my boyfriend admitted to me today that he feels like my stomach is "bigger than he initially thought". we met on a dating app and have been together 4 months. he says that i looked thinner in my photos.

the pictures i had were recent/present-day so im confused. im 5'10 and a sz. 12. im definitely not skinny, but am curvy in some areas and was always comfortable with my body. i asked him if he thinks im fat or if he's not attracted to me and he says no. so im like, well why did you say that?

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My parents act extremely needy and constantly guilt-trip me for moving out of India. They literally said that they didn't get anything in return for raising and educating us. Isn't it a parent's responsibility to raise their kids? Honestly, they lose my respect every time they do so. I understand if they need more help and support and I'm willing to provide them that, but if they expect me to live with them 24x7, I just can't do that. I've always wanted to live on my own and away from them.

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Ex who dumped me abruptly before I planned on proposing reached out and wants to meet up 6 months later to try to get back together. I feel mostly anger towards her. Bad idea to accept and meet up

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I’m starting to get bored at my current firm. I’ve been with them for about 1 and a half years. Is it too early to start looking for a new place? Or should I at least stay here for about 2-3 years?

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Hi ,

I how many days do we receive mail/ communication regarding the interview after the first round (technical & management round) in TCS .

Can anyone help in this??

I got invited for a Go to Market S&O Lead for a role related knowledge interview at Google and wondering what to expect in that interview. It will be with a hiring manager

How many other interviews can i expect and what are the chances one of them will be a case interview?

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Job base salary presented by HR during screening interview was $130-$145k. I have 3-5 years more experience and more education compared to the posting requirements (BA required, I have a MS). I love the position and what it entails, but was hoping to reach $150-$160 base salary. If offered the position, is this a reasonable ask? This is for big pharma, data analytics in New England.

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What are all mandatory skills required for Data Engineer? please advise.Planning to switch my technology. i have experience in python,sql. So any data engineer please provide ur insights..

which cloud data engineering is in demand. Planning to switch in another 6 months. Please provide ur inputs/roadmap

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Anyone looking to rent their 3+ bedroom home out for a few months in 2022? Looking for something ITP for February 2022-April 2022. Let me know if you have anything! We’re doing a renovation on our house so need something temporary.

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can i be hired as a valuation senior 1 with four years of assurance experience and one year of bval experience? after 4 years in consulting assurance i left for bval and worried they won’t promo me to senior after 1 year exp.

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I am an RN looking to get into the non-surgical cosmetic field (Esthetician). Any advice?

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Has anyone heard of a retention bonus with a clawback period of 3 years? Like you get paid in 3 installments but you have to pay back 100 percent of the money if you work a day less than 3 years?

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Hi fishes, Need your help in deciding.
I've 2 offers. One from
Goldman Sachs
for Analyst and other from Amazon for
SDE1. They both asked me for expected CTC.
For both I quoted 20lpa fixed and discussion is going on.
What do you think which figure should I agree on if they offer a counter. And which of the two you think is better to join considering brand value and career progression.
YoE: 6 months
CCTC: 13lpa

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Hey habibis expats! The market in Dubai is obscure when it comes to compensation and benefits. I suggest we add clarity by posting salaries, role/position and years of experience here and anything else you want to add such as benefits. I’ll start:

- Industry: tech
- Role: finance manager
- YOE: 5 years
- Comp: 270k aed/year + 5% bonus
- Other benefits: work from Europe/US 1 month/year, 30 vacation days

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I need to pivot my career and part time mba is perfect for me. What b school will help me without breaking big buck. I don’t care about prestige and brand. I just need to pivot into product from software.

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Can someone please share free McKinsey & Company resources for Case Interview Prep? Also, can someone please share the top 3 resources I should buy/go through for Case prep? I truly appreciate all the help! Wish me luck!

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Any insight into Lyft and Apple corporate counsel? Culture, comp, career trajectory, etc?Lyft Apple

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In other news, the Fed just raised rates 1/4 point; overnight funds rate to target range of 0.75% to 1%

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Potential company wants professional references yet I'm currently employed (recent grad) and don't want to let anyone know I'm looking. Thoughts?

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Is it Friday yet?

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Does anyone else deal with imposter syndrome? How do you manage it?

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Hello guys need help Publicis sapeint or Globant same ctc ,which one should I choose as per wlb or work life balance

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“Where are we on the website pickles?”

*Pixels

We were talking about website tracking pixels… Highlight of my day.

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Bring your kids to work day edition:

“What I’m really concerned with is a head injury”

“Do you have to go potty before your meeting?”

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Overheard in an integration meeting: “yes, we have a prison strategy."

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I’m way in over my head in my new job and I think I might be on the way out. What are some signs that you might be let go or transferred out?

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During a recession, is it safer to work in energy (like Exxon Mobil for example) or in cyber security?

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100% confirmed Apple getting into self driving Vehicles.

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Creative 1: “Just closed on my house today.”

Creative 2: “I’ve been seriously considering buying a second pair of jeans, but I’m gonna do some more research first."

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Does anyone try to make "friends" at work, or do you keep it strictly professional?

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Kelp. You know, its like the new kale.

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Looking to get some context on Shipbob. How’s the corporate culture?

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Ortho sales reps look like they could be the next contestants on the Bachelor. 💀💀

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Partner: ‘if you are comfortable, it makes me UNcomfortable’

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Shared with me from a former colleague, when he spoke privately to our CD who calls the shots on all our web projects, (my area of expertise) he admitted to having "no new web knowledge since 1997."

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Starting Monday off with
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM??”

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Currently a data analytics managers at a tech firm. Looking for referrals to consulting. Have about 5 yoe with some background in internal strategy/operations role. MBB is ideal but realistically Big4 or boutique makes sense. Thanks!

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INTERN: Can you voice for me?
CW: Sure... but this script is for a sale that ended last weekend?
INTERN: Yeah I was slammed last week, I’m only getting to it now.

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Strategist, to clients:
"Those two ideas should make out and have a baby."

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Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

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On a scale of 1-5, how upset do you have to be to apply for another job in the parking lot of your current place of employment?

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"we don't consider your external experience" (during a discussion about promotions) when I was actually hired on due to external experience...

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