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Overheard my client swearing and yelling and kicking his file drawer cabinet. Went over to see what all the raucous was about, and witnessed him trying to pry open one of the drawers (continued...)

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On the edge of my seat....

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That was locked. Another client came over and pulled on the jammed drawer while he shook the hell out of the thing. I suggested that he try replacing the drawer that he had removed and closing that drawer and then opening the jammed drawer. Of course he had tried that, obviously. He inserted the drawer and closed it tightly, upon which the "jammed" drawer opened as smooth as butter. I just sat there dumbfounded, completely speechless. 🤓 Can I get a raise?

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I smell a new offering.

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OP- yes OP -20% at least!

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^can you put together a PoV and proposal deck? Thanks

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No raise-- it sounds like you helped them for free.

^yeah, should've gotten that sow addendum. 😉

And black boxed the solution so you can keep doing the work

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